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psychotic-rising-demon:

kaylainthetardis:

amoracomplex:

dirtrider333:

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever

You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.

*mic-drop*

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Text 21 Jul 501,051 notes

heterophobianca:

livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on

Yep.

Text 21 Jul 43,061 notes

tupacabra:

you: i’m so cold

me: i could warm you up ;)

you: how? ;)

me:

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Photo 19 Jul Pulchritudinous

Pulchritudinous

Photo 17 Jul Ratatat!

Ratatat!

Text 17 Jul 1 note Ameliorate

You tore me apart, but I saw that you only got my heart.
When I think of you, I just weep.
I miss your sweet touch - the one they’ll never see.

When I think of you, it tears me apart, I realize you only got my heart.
My mind is fodder for my fear.
There’s only ghosts and ghouls and darkness here.
I’m gaining strength, so I can find you; when I do, you’ll realize that you’re hurt too.

Photo 16 Jul 18,160 notes gemmacorrell:

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Want.
Photo 16 Jul 1 note Paradisiacal.

Paradisiacal.

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