how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever
You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.
livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on
you: i’m so cold
me: i could warm you up ;)
you: how? ;)
You tore me apart, but I saw that you only got my heart.
When I think of you, I just weep.
I miss your sweet touch - the one they’ll never see.
When I think of you, it tears me apart, I realize you only got my heart.
My mind is fodder for my fear.
There’s only ghosts and ghouls and darkness here.
I’m gaining strength, so I can find you; when I do, you’ll realize that you’re hurt too.